The delivery driver watching me cut off the tip of my penis so that I can give it to him (He wanted a tip)

Gamejolters when you tell them to make games instead of using Game Jolt as a social media platform:

Oh come on youtube

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Pack it up fnf modders, this is the best mod ever known to man

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Real sans undertale

The brain-eating amoeba entering the person who unironically says "Very cutesy, very demure"

I hope this works

Never uploading a cover ever again