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🎮🔥 Introducing the PINGAS CUBE™ 🔥🎮
The only console that screams at you when you win... and louder when you lose.

🚨 FEATURES:

  • 4D Vibration – It shakes, it bakes, and sometimes it judges your life choices.

  • Zero Backward Compatibility – It doesn’t play old games. It yells at them.

  • Runs on Raw Chaos – Powered by 2 AA batteries and pure spite.

  • Exclusive Launch Title: "Dr. Robotnik's Pingas Adventure" – It's just him yelling "PINGAS!" at various historical events.

🕹️ Controller has:

  • 1 button. It does 17 different things depending on how aggressively you mash it.

  • A joystick that is purely decorative.

🌐 Online Multiplayer?
Yes, but only between 2-3 AM on a full moon.

💾 Memory?
Nah. The Pingas Cube remembers nothing. It forgets your progress, your settings, and sometimes even your existence.

👀 BONUS:
Every 30 minutes, it plays a random soundbite from 2007 YouTube. Whether you like it or not.

⚠️ WARNING: Side effects may include spontaneous meme recollection, uncontrollable laughter, and deep existential confusion.

#PingasCube #TotallyRealConsole #DoNotQuestionIt #DrRobotnikApproves #GamingRevolution

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