Do you agree with Mr. Onion?

This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this

ok boomer

I’m back, boys.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.

Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

Man’s 76 years old

Sorry ladies, the Elite Riot Gear stays on