TFP Starscream and Shockwave be like:

Hope you have insurance.

Batman doesn't kill but the hospital bills will.

Happy March 14th.

You think that one of Bruce's co-workers has some theory that he's Absolute Batman.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day.

Wario dies after he encounters Symbiote Spiderman right after he robbed a bank.

If there was a human equivalent to a cockroach, Eggman would be that.

With the trailer for Spiderman Brand New Day released, me being something of a Spiderman fan myself has made a movie Tier list.

Sonic characters I could fight in a fight.