At first I didn't realize
I needed all this stuff
I had a little diner
And that diner was enough

A place where I could sit and make burgers
A place where I could sell my food
But now I've had a little time
To re-assess my needs

And I need a bigger profit
I need a bigger computer
A bigger desk, a bigger staff
A smaller hat to wear

Because I'm factoring
I'm figuring I'm factoring
And factoring is triggering
More factoring

Hey, listen up, yellowhead
I'm going to say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it
Greed ya see, it's like a little pet, alright?
And the more and more and more that you go and feed it
The more hungry it'll get

But you know, you wanna feed greed
Yeah, that's not stupid.
You see, it's already wormed inside
Oh yeah, that's right
It's one that always needs to feed
And it is never satisfied
You get it?

But the more you try to find it
The more it likes to factoring
Now listen that is nasty little wario
And I like to call it wride

See, now that's why you're factoring
Listen here, idiot
I'm figuring on factoring
But that factorings just triggering more factoring
Got that? Alright

There is a principle of factoring
That most every burger knows
It's called survival of the burgest
And this is how it goes

The burger that wins has got to
be as spicy as hell
The burger that doesn't
Winds up someone else's lunch

A factories an animal
That's trying to protect the secrets inside
It's struggling, and fighting
Just to keep itself alive

I must keep factoring
I'm figuring I'm factoring
Though factoring is triggering more factoring

I won't stop
factoring
I'm figuring I'm factoring
And factoring is triggering more factoring

And the workers are murdered
And the anger multiplying
And the people never coming into the factory again
And the emma is thriving

Who cares if some things are dying?
I don't wanna hear your crying
This is all so fnawing