for our starters, we had a fucking space bending penis, fatass and woman

i decided not to take the dildo dragon because it would be too easy and unfortunately for you guys, you voted for snorlax

and now my rival candic gets the flying dick monster

against all odds, _axo_ the snorlax fucked em up

which is funny, this mf had every chance to kill him but he didn't take it.

we got paralyzed, put in the red, and this dumbass scary faced twice 😭

anyway, we found a buttplug in the grass

which axo killed (look man it wasn't getting in the ball)

we then failed to catch a liepard too

we walk into the oddly palkia-head shaped grass

in the dick patch we found a golett, which we named after therealglosetik

before entering the gym, alder decides he wants us to beat 2 toddlers. strangely they had a fucking regiggas and entei

we almost lost axo, but fortunately he made it out alive.

when we got to cheren, he had a bisharp and bibarel.

bisharp was lightwork, but with bibarel, we had to make a choice.

he used rollout

rollout is a move that increass with power every turn

i thought i would try to heal-stall with golett and pray for a miss, but unfortunately despite -2 accuracy from mud slap, he died tragically.

fortunately axo finished the job that glosetik couldnt.

rip our first fallen soldier 🫡🦅

get fucked lmfaoo