(made a few more original)

Sergant Saphire (A. origin Mario):

Lame...wait. Ahhhhhhh!”

“Holy guac squack!”

“Ugh. He just kept screaming, crying, begging for help, his things breaking, evil laughter, sobbing, his TV keeps turning on and off, his window opening, and suddenly enigmatic gusts of wind are coming through. (Bites toast) You know, That sort of thing.”

“What do we look like, his friends?”

"I don't see why not we just open the door and-
now I'm going backwards!"

"Um, pardon me boss, what a lovely day, could we per chance borrow a cup of your finest sugar?"

"You know when I told you I didn't hate you, I LIED!" (he says this to A. Clone Mario)

"Good Riddance"

"See, this is why you guys should NEVER listen to me."

A. Clone Mario:

"question. why do we exist again?"

"NO I DID NOT DRINK ANY EGGNOG!"

"okay, what's-a with the oversized lemon?"

"YES SHE DOES BITE, CORRUPT, SHE IS BITING ME IN THE ANKLE LIKE A DOG-"

A. Clone Mighty:

"Listen here you schoolastic fair bendy pencil-"

"okay, maybe i stole your guns"

"you look familiar, have i stabbed you before?"

"WHERES THE GIANT ROBOT-"

"ugh....i think i'm gonna sleep until i die this time..."

A. Count Emerald:

"MY COFFEE!!! D:"

"wherescappywherescappywherescappywherescappy-" (yes i made a cappy, he's A. Clone mario' bud, but everyone loves him.)

"if coffee ever gets outlawed, kill me boss."