The brain-eating amoeba entering the person who unironically says "Very cutesy, very demure"

The delivery driver watching me cut off the tip of my penis so that I can give it to him (He wanted a tip)

I now know what Imma get for christmas this year

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Oh come on youtube

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Me when I get motivated to actually do shit *The script is like 90% finished I just need to rewrite one part*

Edit: The script is 100% finished

idk

I hope this works

Real