There once was a man named Quinton M. Black. He lived all by himself and did nothing but play Super Mario Bros. nonstop. He didn't even play the modern Mario games due to the fact that he had no Internet and never left the house. After several weeks of this, Quinton just couldn't take it any more. He hadn't slept in forever, only snacked on junk food, and never cleaned himself. So, he decided to attend one of Mrs. Meditate's meditation classes. After just fifteen minutes of stretching and yoga, Quinton M. Black was a completely different person. He thanked Mrs. Meditate for her help and went back home. But instead of playing SMB, he was thinking about Mrs. Meditate. He wanted to become a better version of himself. So, Quinton started going to her classes more often. But he seemed to be more interested in seeing her than following along. Not too much long after that, they start dating and eventually get married...