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The Mystery of Mystery: Part Three


Mrs. Meditate had been pregnant for almost nine months now, almost ready to give birth. She and Quinton have been preparing for the baby by getting its room ready and all that stuff. (Technically, Nonna did all of the work. Quinton just kept on playing Super Mario Bros.) Also, Quinton's head was becoming larger for some reason. Mrs. Meditate was really starting to regret her choice of marrying him. Eventually, they both head to the hospital with nothing but each other (and Quinton's handheld system with SMB). At the hospital, the nurses find out that Nonna Stae is expecting a twin boy and girl! But of course, Quinton is playing SMB at the worst possible time: while Mrs. Meditate is giving birth! As soon as the babies are born, Quinton's head is filled with just WAY too much video game time, and it explodes!!! Nonna has had enough, and says to her headless husband that their relationship is over! Quinton can't actually hear her, of course, so she orders the doctors to fix him up. She wants him to become a different person with no memory of their relationship at all. After naming the twins, she declares that she will raise them on her own. She then takes Quinton's house for herself!

The Doctors couldn't decide on what to go on Quinton's body. They had a weird peanut-shaped head, an old robot head, and several more. Eventually, they give up and use a giant Question-Mark Block that one of the doctors had won at a carnival game. The doctors modify it with gizmos and gadgets, and they have finished their newest creation: Mr. Mystery! He wakes up with no memory, so the doctors tell him his new name and that he lives on the street...



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