The One Thing (but glitchnic adventure)

4 years ago

Dark Star: Another story I heard about myself. This one happened after goldens defeat. We have this boss called Glitchnic whose friend went here. his names ultra or something. Cool kid, not gonna lie. And Glitch was an *!!(!(*(!%!@%*. To me atleast. And one weekend he decided to leave town. Which you should never do if you're an *!!(!(*(!%!@%*. To me atleast. And Ultra decided to throw a party at the I decided, we'd throw the "goldens dead" party at his house. Hurray...

Dark Star: And everyone around town heard about it, And we all got up individually and thought: Okay, let's go over there and destroy the place. I walked into this party, everyone I had ever met was there, And everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. People were drinking like it was the flocculaque, And we're gonna get killed for not liking violence. It was totally unsupervised, We were like dogs without horses, we were running wild!

Dark Star: I walked down-
*chuckles*
I walk down to the basement, They had a pool table in the basement, My sister took a running start And threw her body onto the pool table and broke it in half. Then flame found out which room was Glitchnics, and gave me Dr goldens corpse and other stuff of goldens.

Dark Star: So the party was going great

Dark Star: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup, You've seen movies. And I'm standing there, and I'm holding a red cup, And I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said like: "something, something, Flocculaque"

Dark Star: And in a brilliant moment, of word association, I yelled "FUNK DA ALIENS!" "FUNK DA ALIENS!"

Dark Star: And everyone else joined in A hundred drunk, probably underage idiots yelling: "funk. da. aliens." With the confidence of guys who have like already been to jail And aren't afraid of it anymore, You know that like "I SERVED MY NICKEL, YOU COME AND TAKE ME!" confidence. But idiot children.

Dark Star: The reason someone had said: Something, something Flacculaque" was because the Shadows friends were there. So one of his friends walked down the stairs, And got to the bottom of the basement, And looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "Funk da aliens" in his face. And goldow was almost impressed. He was like: "wow" And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went: "get the cages!"

Dark Star: And Corrupt Amethyst, who is Starlows father, this man now takes care of a sassy motherducker of a child, Ahe grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground, and yelled "scatter!"

Dark Star: But everyone ran in a different direction! We all ran in different directions, It was like that scene in Ratatouille when the humans come in the kitchen, And all the rats go in different ways? We all ran in different directions.

Dark Star: I ran into the laundry room, And I jumped on the washing machine, And I crawled out, through a window into the backyard, And now I'm running through the backyard and there's this big chain-linked fence, And I thought "I've never climbed a fence that high before!" And then I woke up at home.

Dark Star: On Monday, I got to working, Because that's what we do. And I'm walking into the studio and who do I see But Ultra the Fox. And he says to me, "hey, were you at my party on Saturday?" And I said "no" you know, like a liar. And he said "things got really out of hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone stole some some stuff." "But the worse thing", he says "The worse thing is that someone stole these old photos of dr bronze, And my parents are freaking out about it"

Dark Star: And I had that thought That only black out drunks, and Flame can have.
Did-
Did I do that?
I figured no, I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure. until, two years later. Relax. I'm playing video games with my Sister. We're playing video games for a couple hours, And then Starlow says to me: "Hey, come here, I want to show you something" And then she takes me into her bedroom, And then she takes me into a side room off of her bedroom. Never a good thing to have.

Dark Star: She shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall, In stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years. And I said: "why?" "Why do you do this?"

And Starlow said: "because it's the one thing you can't replace"

Dark Star: That's the end of that story, but how funked up is that? right? That's crazy! So I don't drink anymore.

Starlow: lies.

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better get the mentioned peep outta the way.

Dark Star: me.

Ultra the fox (and dr. bronze who was mentioned breifly, i guess): @normalfockso