Mr. Amethyst: so, you guys wanted to see me?
*concerned boi cause lord amethyst sounded mad*

Lord Amethyst: yes......WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CUSS WORDS IN THE SCRIPT FOR THE PILOT!?

Lightning: you did say to make how he saw fit...

Mr. Amethyst: mhm.

Lord Amethyst: *sigh* we'll do it, but make it a limited-time piece of merch for the show on its, like, 10th anniversary or something.

Mr. Amethyst: fine with me!

Lightning: how many curse words do I get to say?

Dark Star: about 15.

Lord Amethyst: *slams his head on a desk*
I knew this was a bad idea...

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(characters in this short story)
Lord AMethyst (me)

Mr. Amethyst: (also me)

Lightning (@Highcell )