Your family should have left you behind on purpose. Brats such as yourself deserve to be hit with a thousand curses!

Tricks and traps won't be enough to take me down. Any attempts you make simply make me frown!

The bane of Christmas past, present and future. I gotta say, Krampus is one heck of a creature!

He may only appear on the 5th, but he can come to my lair anytime! I've got some business proposals he's guaranteed to find sublime!

Creating junk for all of the world's brats. Honestly, could there be a more miserable existence than that?

I can assure you that working with Grunty is far more pleasant. It's certainly better than spending your lifetime making Christmas presents!

This week's #FanArtFriday celebrates Mario!

Complete the quest and you'll get Coins!

So much time and effort just to get an uninspired doll. Any merchandise centered around Grunty would've been been enough for the hauls!

If Turbo-Man was your best, then it can only go down from there! Then again, individuals like you are far from rare!

Luigi's Mansion

Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!

Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!

Your title is exaggerated, for sure. The amount of failures on your resume is so long, I could give you a tour!

You couldn't compare to someone like me! If I had to give you a rating, it'd definitely be a three!

Wasn't really motivated today. Just have this Mr.Virtual doodle.

The lovely wife of Saint Nicholas. By "lovely", I mean I'd prefer seeing her around less!

What do you even do at the North Pole? Bake cookies? I sincerely hope you accidentally slip in some coal!