"If we do, can we name is Melody if it's a girl and Banjo if it's a boy?"
"..."
"Okay, first of all, Sammy, I LOVE that idea! Second, you would make a horrible father"
"Yeah I guess so"
-Sammy and Susie right after they both turn 18
3 years ago
"This is an egg [points to stomach]. This is semen, or cum how you say it [points to his dong]. If you don't wear a condom or me not taking my birth control pills, we will end up with a fucking child."
Next up
Miles is a good man
fucking asshole
(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)
Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed
was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages
holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?
and you raped your nephew?
I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-
YES
Y E E S
reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…
*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*
*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
memes i found gathering dust
enjoy
James be simpin'
(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)
so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?
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