Not too long ago in a place not far from here (I had to say that because if I said a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I would be sued) lived a particularly destructive boy. He was small but his parents knew he would be big on day. He and his parents were late bloomers you see. This boy had a potato. He named his potato George. He named his potato because he had no friends. This ether explains his destructive nature or is explained by his destructive nature. Strangely this potato was connected to a potato in space. The boy however did not know this. He did not know that when he brought George to the movies a potato in space drifted forward than to the side mimicking George the potato’s movement. He did not know that when he brought his potato on his trampoline the space potato would move up and down. He did not know that when he grew hungry and ate George that bad thing would happen. When George the potato was digested in the boy naturally the space potato became attached to him because George the potato was now a part of him. So, when the boy moved the space potato moved and when the boy grew the space potato grew. Not too bad except potatoes grow 2 1/2 inches each 60 days and humans grow 1 1/2 each 60 days. And unfortunately, this particular boy grew up to be 10 feet tall. He was half giant. Do the math and that means MR space potato is 20 feet tall!!! Not too bad except that that the space potato crashed into scientific laser beams that doubled his size 3 times making him MR Big space potato. Still not too bad except that MR space potato fell on earth! Not that bad except the young destructive boy became a big destructive man. Still not too bad except the boy was now a professional wrestler. to this day MR potato is destroying streets. Smashing buildings and killing innocent civilians.