Tigers truly are some of the most fascinating animals this world has to offer. Here are some incredible tiger facts:
Did you know tigers are good swimmers.
Did you know a tigers roar can be heard as far as three kilometers away.
Did you know uh tigers are really fast, no shit sherlock
Hh did you know tigers are really fun......... on the land
Oh hey look it's Tigrys Funland the arcade game..... it needs quarters... i have tokens god damn it money hungry bastards.................... oh never mind it still loads the games anyway here's our beautiful title screen witch some unironically banger music

we got 3 minigames hunting baking and fishing, hmmmmm, is tigrys funland a spiritual successor to one night of unoriginality?

Only hunting's unlocked so we start with that.

Chomper has legally changed his name to crimson and wants us to shoot ducks so he can kidnap them and use them for ransom
Anyway things are simple you see the duck you shoot it in cold blood no mercy.

But oh no, watch out for the EVIL BOMBS. Obviously don't shoot the bombs wait, who even throws them?

As you progress, more ducks and more bombs show up, so you really have to lock in.
To win, you gotta get 1500 points. Each duck gives 10 points, which means you gotta kill 150 ducks. That has to be illegal in some state, right? Righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht?
This one was the easiest and the most fun one for me, and with that done, we're onto the second one baking.

Butters wants us to make some cookies, but by the time you’re done with this one you wanna burn her and the kitchen down cause ph boy this is TUFF.
The first phase is the easiest, when the sugar's around the middle part of the bowl just pour it in each time the sugar moves faster and faster and eventually, the bowl's gonna move too, you gotta pour it 25 times 25 goddamn times.

The second phase is the hardest one at least for me, you gotta keep rolling the dough so it doesn't idk, rot? But two hands are trying to steal your rolling pin, and you gotta slap them to push them away.

The third one's the easiest and the most stressful.When the knife thing hits the circle you press space and that's it
If you lose, you cut your hand and die of blood loss. I learnt that the hard way........

And yep that was baking™ easily the hardest one fuck you second phase fuck you.
Now it's time for the final minigame fishing™.

I mean lets be honest here red pandas are objectively the better animal.
Anyway, you hold space and release it when a fish comes to catch it, and then mash Z and then do it again 29 more times, for some reason when you catch a fish an earthquake happens, don't know what's up with that but, yeah that's it.

And with that, we've finished all the minigames. Hmm.



Well, i'm finally here, time to find those documents....
man i bet the guy who said that is really awesome and yeah that's everything
So what do I think after beating the whole thing, after all the pain I've gone through, do I actually like the game?
Well yes but actually no.
I still think hunting is the best one the baking one can go fuck itself in the ass and die and fishing's just kinda lame just like the real thing
a lot of the game overs i got felt pretty bullshit the best strat i really have for the game is to just turn the audio off and lock the fuck in without any breaks
and yeah that's about all i have to say
mbile is a very smelly fella actually good review hopefully this weekend
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