Hello, fellow fnaf no-lifers! Welcome to finally another review on a malos game.

Yeah, ain't that exciting? We're talking about trtf 2 Space Time. It's like trtf 2 but in space! Isn't that cool? No? Well, your opinion sucks.

Anyway, let's just review the funny space game.

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menu time it sure is a menu alright......

That's all I have to say about the menu. Fun fact! The animatronics in the game are from an actual animatronic band from a park called Fantasilandia.

oh and the game has lore EHEM

after the closure of a Freddy Fazbears Pizza location, a little family entertainment center moves in, they find that Fazbears Inc. left a few animatronics behind and decide to put them to use, however, they retrofit them into futuristic robots to avoid copyright issues.

while they're getting everything ready they need someone to watch over the place to make sure nothing goes wrong before they open, that someone is you.

P.S this takes place in a alternate universe where the trtf 2 location closes and a entertainment buys it, you know the rest.

you may now throw all the information you learnt in the trash can

anyway office time

It's just the trtf 2 office, without the honk poster.........

Wait, WHAT?

Yeah, the game has no "honk"......

Just because of that, it's now officially the worst game of all time

Like always, we get a phone call.

The phone calls are easily the best part about the game. They're genuinely so funny that it's worth playing the game just for the phone calls. I'll try not to spoil them.

On night 1, only this nerd's active. His name is Mr. Pipe.

The way he works is that when he's either at the bottom left cam or the top right cam, that means he's ready to attack and crush your skull with his pipe.

You'll hear a whistle when he's about to attack, so quickly exit out of the cams and hover over the red button to shut off the lights. When you see him leave and go to the other side, turn them back on.

This mechanic is a pretty nice spin on the "PUT ON MASK" trope. The little animation when he enters and leaves is a nice touch.

Night 2 time!

In the phone call, the phone guy mentions another goofy goober on the stage Big Jaw.

He kinda works like Mr. Munch from cec Rebooted basically, from time to time, he'll leave the stage. You have to search all the cams to find his blue ass.

The phone guy asks us if we know any good places for marriage counseling, but sadly, we don't. He gets depressed and hangs up, getting mouse.avi disorder.

Night 3 please

Phoney calls again, this time scared because his abusive wife is being a fat bitch.

Despite that, he still decides to be a good boy and tell us how the other characters work. What a nice fellow

Anyway, here's Bob.

When Bob shows up in your office, wait til his eyes light up. Click on the green one to send him away. If you click the red eye or take too long, you fucking die.

Something kinda funny is that the phone guy keeps misgendering Bob, calling him both she and he. idk, I thought that was pretty funny.

I feel like this is a good time to talk about the gameplay. It's actually pretty decent, the mechanics are pretty unique and pretty fast-paced, like most fnaf 2 fangames.

but there are some stuff i don't like about it for example again no honk like seriously what the actual fuck where are my honks? second the nights last WAY too long in my opinion

he average fnaf fangame night should always last 6 minutes in my opinion, but for a smaller game like this, it should be around 4 minutes. Again, in my opinion, it can get genuinely kinda boring sometimes.

Night 4 Baby.

Phone guy calls to tell us that he's now divorced... wow! How depressing...

He talks about the final animatronic that
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bonnie yeah normal ass bonnie what did you expect

why does he look like he's making a pogface lol

he's the phantom bb type character

yeah that's more then enough explaining

night 5 i guess

Phone guy calls to tell us there's nothing new this night. Wow, how sad.

despite that, night 5 is pretty dang hard, at least for my tiny skill issue brain. For some reason, no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't beat it. I tried for literal hours, and nope, no night 5 win. I feel absolutely ashamed of myself. Apparently, I didn't miss much by not beating though, the guilt will never leave.

So, instead, I'm going to talk about the hit 1972 video game Pong.

In the game, you play as a white snake and you gotta hit the white square (yeah, back then, balls didn't exist) so that it hits your bastard evil twin brother… “Other White Snake.” I give it a 1/10.

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final thoughts
Overall, trtf 2 Space Time is an okay game. Just like Take to the Children, it's not meant to be groundbreaking or like that; it's just a simple fnaf fangame made for fun.

I'm honestly shocked by how much I liked the game. I still think Red Abominations is malos' best game, but this is a close second best.

There were some stuff I didn't like about it, like the fact there's no honk. I'm still pissed about that, and again, the nights being too long. But those are my only two main complains; it gets a 6.5/10 from me. This took WAY longer to make than it should've.

insert "funny" among us joke here