Joey: So

Joey: Do you recognise any of these men?

Audrey: I was hiding in the bathroom stall so I didn't see his face

Audrey: But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar

Joey: Do you remember what he was singing?

Audrey: I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way"

Joey: Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar

Joey: *presses button and speaks in mic* Number 1, could you please sing the opening to I Want It That Way?

Thomas: Really? Okay.

Thomas: You are my fire~

Joey: *looks at Audrey but then looks back at the bois*

Joey: Number 2, keep it going

Wally: The one desire~

Joey: Number 3

Buddy: *who's obviously shaking bc of anxiety* Believe, when I say-~

Joey: Number 4!

Jack: I want it that way~

Joey: TELL ME WHY~!

Everyone: Ain't nothin' but a heartache~

Joey: TELL ME WHY~!

Everyone: Ain't nothin' but a mistake~

Joey: Now Number 5~

Sammy: I never wanna hEAR YOU SING~!

Joey: WOAH!

Everyone: Cuz I want it that way~

Joey: Chills! Literal chills!

Audrey: It was Number 5, NUMBER 5 KILLED MY BROTHER

Joey: Oh my God, I forgot about that part



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