Joey: So
Joey: Do you recognise any of these men?
Audrey: I was hiding in the bathroom stall so I didn't see his face
Audrey: But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar
Joey: Do you remember what he was singing?
Audrey: I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way"
Joey: Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar
Joey: *presses button and speaks in mic* Number 1, could you please sing the opening to I Want It That Way?
Thomas: Really? Okay.
Thomas: You are my fire~
Joey: *looks at Audrey but then looks back at the bois*
Joey: Number 2, keep it going
Wally: The one desire~
Joey: Number 3
Buddy: *who's obviously shaking bc of anxiety* Believe, when I say-~
Joey: Number 4!
Jack: I want it that way~
Joey: TELL ME WHY~!
Everyone: Ain't nothin' but a heartache~
Joey: TELL ME WHY~!
Everyone: Ain't nothin' but a mistake~
Joey: Now Number 5~
Sammy: I never wanna hEAR YOU SING~!
Joey: WOAH!
Everyone: Cuz I want it that way~
Joey: Chills! Literal chills!
Audrey: It was Number 5, NUMBER 5 KILLED MY BROTHER
Joey: Oh my God, I forgot about that part
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