I was so confused when I found this, but then I saw that it shoots soft bullets and I remembered it's just my dart guns instruction manual that I never read

Spilled every bean

Cat of suspicion and distrust

Why is my Windows background Tatooine??? I just booted it up and saw this

The cinnamon bun fell asleep on me. It's already super comfortable with me like it imprinted despite being maybe a week and a half old

Skateborb

Letting this fluffball explore, and trying out his wings. They already ate, but didn't drink a lot. And they seem okay, but I still need to clean them up in the sink or shower.

Knife. 9 inches long, plastic handle, presumably carbon steel blade. It's surprisingly sturdy and will work well for me.

Sri Lanka is such a pretty language. I hope nobody compares it to any video game from 2018

What does this mean? It's what I got after taking some super long test from my therapist

Average HL2 experience

This, and despising Route Kanal after the fifth playthrough