That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Have YOU beat the game yet?

Now it's gone down to fourteen hours, but seriously! Check out how long Dropbox thought that the Official Provisional Release would take to upload! Like, how ridiculous is THAT?! Eh?

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

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Check Out This Dialog Box That Appeared On My Home Screen!

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!