1. MERMAID SCRAT DOPPELGANGERS/LOOKALIKES (MSD/MSL)

   this is the safest anomaly that has been found, it is said to be so safe you can even come in contact with certain creatures that fall into this category of anomaly, although it is highly advised that you do not do this no matter what

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   we have no complete understanding of these creatures, not why they're tiny, not why they can "swim" in the air like they're underwater

   below is an example of what these look like, if you see any creature that looks like this, DO NOT PANIC, they are likely safe

2. NOUNBOOK ZOMBIES

we have no complete understanding of what these look like, the only things we do know is that, similarly to MSD these are apparently collectibles that have to be watched, it is also said that most nounbook zombie collectors are very impatient

we have no images of what they look like but they have been confirmed to exist, this is the case for most other anomalies, if you see any creature that's unusual or you may have not seen, please take an image of it in case it is a nounbook zombie

3. POTION PATTIES

recently there have been reports of certain burger stores selling burgers with "potion patties", we have no idea what these potion patties are other than they are... well... as described, we have not tried any as the effects of these may be lethal, we have no understanding of what potions are used in potion patties yet

4. THE HOLTY HIT

we're still trying to figure out what a "holty hit" is, from what we know, it is a type of power/ability, we don't know what effects a holty hit has, nor do we know how powerful it is or who has the power of a holty hit, in this case, the report you should tell your leader is that you found it in a book, what theme the book has is not of matter, any book that contains "holty hit" should be reported to the leader as the holty hit is an anomaly either way

5. MOOSE BONE SPEARS

we've been told certain people have been selling spear shaped moose bones, we do not know how bones can be turned into spears, all we know is that they are sold and usually meant to be thrown, this is the most recently discovered anomaly

6. "UNUSUAL" BRAZILIAN FLAG

only one report of this has been recieved, someone saw what was labelled a "brazilian flag" at a store, however it looked nothing like the brazilian flag, the reporter has no idea what happened after leaving the store the flag was found at, as "they suddenly fell unconscious immediately after exiting"

if you see a flag like the one shown below, DO NOT GO NEAR IT UNDER ANY CIRCIMSTANCES

thank you for your understanding

there may be new anomalies discovered in the future, we are not fully sure how these work, but we're sure we'll get to the root of all of these at some point