We don't think that it would be practical to stream a hundred and sixty nine megabyte GSF II Play Pack on "The JadeShop™": and that's at max "JadeElight™" compression levels too! But hey: at least we tried it for you, and that's what really matters.
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Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
Can You Guess What K.K. Slider Song Whose JJJader Equivalent Is Being Developed Here When All The Notes And Chords Are Replaced With C4's?
Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!
But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!
Proof that you can string levels together simply by pasting each after the rest in your game-file: pretty neat, right?
Oh, and we apologise for not-yet customising the entrance-lighting for Peacock Girl and the other opponents after Elsa.
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
Have YOU beat the game yet?
Now it's gone down to fourteen hours, but seriously! Check out how long Dropbox thought that the Official Provisional Release would take to upload! Like, how ridiculous is THAT?! Eh?
Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!
Check Out This Dialog Box That Appeared On My Home Screen!
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