The next time this image is shown it will be when I have something I can show

The absolutely flabbergasted one has been rediscovered near Yellowstone

Well would you look at that

do not

…Something seems VERY familiar here…

I AM NOT A MORON

You know, I’m not sure why but I’m feeling patriotic today for some reason. I think I’ll go ignite some explosives and forget whatever the fuck a kilometer is

What kind of ad is this

Bro is NOT helping 💀

There is a 84.7% chance I am not yet dead