If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Out with the old, In with the new!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!