FNAF In Real Time is being made by 200+ people who Taaryn has working in a chinese sweatshop to make his game for him (I wonder how many of them are minors) and it still hasn't come out from the games studio, so while we're waiting, I was wondering how good Taaryn's new song would be! My bar wasn't exactly high or anything, and I wasn't really expecting a horrible autotuned song with lyrics that are confusing and don't match up to the animation but here i am, bitching about six minutes of my life i won't get back.

most recent fnaf songs are autotune and i am an avid autotune hater so maybe it's just me, but beyond TryHardNinja, these vocals were cheeks. the lyrics were confusing and sometimes they didn't even flow well with eachother.

i don't really know about the story of this song... four ocs run around animatronics and get sent to weird red purgatory where taaryn meets an self insert animatronic version of him but with a paper plate for a head. i can't make this up even if i was higher than a kite. the animation is bearable but the topology is wack in some parts and character models aren't exactly high quality. you can tell the animation is meant to be as stimulating as possible for the younger audiences and if you think this video is scary at all, you're WRONG. fnaf isn't meant to be a horror game, we just need it to be kid friendly so it's MARKETABLE.

i can't be bothered to keep this going but i miss old fnaf songs and i miss when quality was the focus of not just songs, but fangames too. it's not the case for everybody, but it feels like it's all about who can be the biggest and boldest when really all you're doing is remaking fnaf 1 but now they move on the cameras. gameplay comes second, as long as it looks nice!

Actual review on a game I care more about coming soon when I learn how to properly edit a video. Might take a bit since i'm focused on actual important shit that's off the internet, but you can just ask @DragonLion when his next video is coming out