Finally got 5 members!

Human: *exists*

That one horny leopard:

POV: You are that latex blob from the vents.

Next time eat a salad

Have a Squid Doggo!

Engineering

Dust!Sans when he sees Papyrus:

I've cursed myself (badly)

Medic TF

When you are a wholesome furry and someone says "FuRrY bAd" but can't prove why you are bad.