strange pizza: 15 hp has a strange face drawn onto it with toppings , it makes you think of a tower (30 kromer)

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chicken cupcake: 30 hp its a normal cupcake with googly eyes frosted on top , its not actually made of chicken (45 kromer)

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fazbender tophat: +10 defence , its a black tophat, uncofortable to wear as its made of plastic . special ability: (if whore with F. bowtie gives you) faz-drip , start battles with 10% mercy (50 kromer)

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fazbender bowtie: +10 magic , also made of plastic and strangely big (20 kromer)

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NEO cannon: +20 attack , its a replica of spamtons NEO's pipis launcher (100 kromer)

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devil's-cape: +15 defence a big dark cape that has a "J" engraved on it (100 kromer)

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phone-head +12 defence , its a red phone mask , you can finally cosplay as phone g- [pick up the phone pick up the phone pick up the phone pick up the phone pi- hyperlink blocked] special ability: dial-tone , stuns enemies for a turn (700 kromer)

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real sword: a stronger version of the real knife , insta-kills normal enemies (6666666 kromer)

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thorn-ring , fazbender apperantly found it on the floor ... its covered in snow but it... seems... strangely powerful (1997 kromer)

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ATOMIZER suit: +70 defence +40 attack , a futuristc suit equipped with a heavy duty flametrower and a long laser halberd! [from undertale test place: reborn on roblox] (1400 kromer)

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dog armor: -10 defence , its a striped sweater with a small white dog emblem on top , even if its just a picture... it seems annoying and lazy, makes battles too hard [only buyable after a quest] (1 kromer)