-The Little League Chew-

this is a wearable item. here are the stats:

+on hit with any weapon: slow enemy for 1 seconds

+42% melee damage on wearer

+10 health gained per second

next is...

-The Action Hale-

this is a melee. it's an action figure. here are the stats:

+20% damage resistance on wearer

-42% damage

-15% holster speed

after that is...

-The Anti-death Ray-

this is a primary. here are the stats:

+fires a special projectile that heals teammates 50 health at a time (projectile speed is about the speed of the manmelter and projectile does 40 damage)

+33% clip size

+15% faster firing speed

+no ammo required

-100% overheal from medics and dispensers

-60% heal rate from medics and dispensers