I hope this is NOT real

Mi serpiente esta solida

Im this rn

Bro she already got a son

🤠🎅

XD

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

LITERALLY ME

💀🐶

Hay alguien español aquí aun?