I hope this is NOT real

Hay alguien español aquí aun?

Mi serpiente esta solida

🤠🎅

Bro she already got a son

😐😃

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

XD

Im this rn

💀🐶