This post is a joke. Or is it? Hmm. It's a joke. Ehh, maybe not? No, no, it's a joke.
Next up
Now, these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time!
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Trailer premiering in 24 hours from now! (May 8th, 2025)
It's official:
Cube's Dark Hours Reopened releases in 3 days!
also, DEMO OUT NOW!!!!!!11!!!1!!
guess what
"Don't let the bear hear you"
not sure if you've noticed, but the April Fools demo page is no more. What does this mean?
Well, isn't it obvious?
See you today once again very, very soon... :]
THANKS FOR 700!!!!! Here's some stuff!
Sorry for the silence, I forgot I was supposed to post stuff.
Here's a scrapped Lighthog slide concept (this was meant to play before his jumpscare)
released v1.1.2, which removes the CDH1 Reopened reveal
and the stage
The fake one tried to push back the release date to 2035, but we managed to stop him.
Anyways, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night!
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