Your lions roar, your tigers snore, I've heard them roar and snore before
I don't see why you make a fuss about the hippopotamus
Your dogs bow-wow, your cats meow, I know that you can milk a cow
But Mickey makes me laugh and howl, and I want Mickey now!

So, where's that tricky mouse?
That slicky, wacky, wicky, Bolshevik-y Mickey Mouse

Vote for Mickey Mouse! Let's make him our next President!

To Congress he is sure to say: "Meow, meow, okay, okay,
Ja, ja, yes, yes, si, si, oui, oui, how dry I am, have one on me,"
And then he'll cry, "Give me the facts, give me my axe, I'll cut your tax"
He'll show us all what can be done when he's in Washington

So, let's give the White House
To slicky, wacky, wicky, Bolshevik-y Mickey Mouse.