C. Amethyst: for the last time, just because tomato's a fruit, it doesn't make ketchup a smoothie, god *QUACK*it!

Shadow-Omb: calm down, for some reason the boss ain't here, so let's have look at his plans.
he made us grab a blue jewel, and he has other weird artifacts, and he seems invested in capturing that Dark Star mother*QUACK*er.

C. Amethyst: alright. and I swear if you use his giant computer to order pizza-

Shadow-Omb: YOU DID THAT ND BLAMED ME!

C. Amethyst: oh yeah.

Shadow-Omb: aight, what's in here-

*the dumb bob-omb looking idiot randomly presses a button, revealing labeled tubes with several ancient artifacts, mostly found throughout the mushroom kingdom*

C. Amethyst & Shadow-Omb: holy s**t

C. Amethyst: beanstar, cobalt star, dark star, nightmare stone, and chaos heart...

Shadow-Omb: odd....why would he need those.

C. Amethyst: *proceeds to explain that golden is going to use the power of the artifacts to become a monstrosity, and most likely kill the glitchnic crew*

Shadow-Omb: let me try and do it-

C. Amethyst: NO-

corrupted amethyst then tries to keep shadow-omb from freaking blowing the place up by fusing with the artifacts that are in the tubes, being the cobalt star, and chaos heart

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C. Amethyst (and the mention of the dark boi): me

Shadow-OMb: @ShadowPlushMan