Person : yellow flower
Me : Howdy! I'm-
Person : Not now, it's a bad time.
Me : Your gonna have a bad time.
Person : Says anything even remotely related to bones
Me : Immediately pulls out my massive book of skele-puns.
Person : mentions Determination...
Perseverance, Integrity, Patience, Hope, Bravery, Kindness, or Perseverance.
Me : Pictures colored pixel hearts. (technically Hope is white, but whatever)
Person : For his side speacial-
Me : He wields a gun pew pew pew pew pew
Person : says they've had enough of me and try's to take a swing at me.
Me : Dodges expertly and says "what, you thought I was just gonna stand there and take it?" before humming the entirety of Megalovania almost perfectly, guitar solo included (yes I can actually do that, don't ask).
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