What the hell was the lore behind this guy when he was canon?

I can't make out what the small text is saying

Caption This (MUST BE AWWJ RELATED):

Source: https://www.instagram.com/kermitthefrog/p/CYrYeNjOdPJ/

Caption this image (Must be AWWJ related):

POV: Since You Using Microsoft Internet Explorer and You're Getting interested When You Saw The Rare and Unknown Advert Popups That You Not Seen This Before...

KC The Maximum trying not to mix up Mike and Matty's names for 0.01 seconds challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

POV:He knows what you did

I wish all a merry Christmas and happy new year :)

Oh no... My tap is LEAKing...