im weirdly proud of myself for coming up with this shit ngl

also this XD

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

age headcanons made purely to piss people off

TOBIAS 'I hate the french' FOX

OH MY GOD IM DYING AHAHAHAAHAH

WHAT THE FUCK NOELLE- WHAT THE FUCK MAN I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

i remember when i played ddlc for the first time last year and genuinely had a fucking heart attack when this character i adored said this

just call me the f slur thanks

i am going to kill you and then turn your boiler on without consent.