start: dan wakes up one day and goes on the interwebs and gets a mesige in his inbox from a user called karkat vastas

karkat: GREETINGS THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING TO YOU!

dan: your not god! I CAN READ!

karkat: YES I AM DUMBASS NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!

dan: NOW DON YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! MEET IN THE PARK AT CASA PARAISDISO WERE GOING TO SETAL THIS!

karkat: FINE!

1 hour passes and they both meet there and squre off

karkat: ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS BITCH!!!

dan: ALRIGHT! KAAAAAAAARKAT VAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAS!!!!

FIGHT!