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2 years ago

Wip - 1 Minute Melee but our OC's (check article)

Here's a thing from MK 11 which i liked, 3 piece dialouge before the fights. So, i did a "few" for sh*ts and giggles-
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Glitchy: ...THIS is the target?

Puff: puff-shroom noices

Glitchy: ...Well damn, 20 dollars are 20 dollars, sorry kid.

Yellow: Teh, i ain't getting my ass beat by a librerian.

Shadow: I've splitted a boulder in half once.

Yellow: ...Didn't know book nerds had money to buy steroids...

Glitchnic: Oh boy, didn't know "Barney" was on!

Zynric: You have a death wish, don't you..?

Glitchnic: Sheesh, that's a MEEEAAAAN Barney.

Jam: What are you gonna do Ves, slap me to death?

Vespa: I'll leave you in a worse condition than a magpie bird on September!

Jam: ...Should i be scared or impressed?

Yellow: Hey, nice necklace!

Ultra: Wh- Oh this? No, this is an amulet...

Yellow: Oh cmon, we can be Necklace Buddies!

Glitchy: It's debt collecting day, Glitch.

Glitchnic: Oh geez, it is? I sorta forgot, must be an error in my ai...

Glitchy: Pay up, or i'll give ya a full ass memory wipe.

Glitchnic: What's with the mask, o drama queen?

Glitchy: What's with the tophat, o 60s clown?

Glitchnic: ...Fair enough, let's dance.

Glitchnic: I heard you got into trouble with Silent.

Aya: Yeah but don't ya worry, she can't be THAT hard to deal with.

Glitchnic: No Aya, seriously, do NOT mess with that woman. Trust me.

Nightmaric2: My nightmares will consume you.

Zynric: My whole life's a nightmare, fuck you gonna do?

Nightmaric2: Then i won't let you wake up.

Aya: Golly grandma, what big teeth you have!

Nightmaric2: You dare mock me, child!?

Aya: Oh this is gonna be fun.

Glitchnic: What am i in for, police brutality?

Silent: I'm a night guard, NOT a policewoman.

Glitchnic: You sure ACT like a cop.

Glitchy: So, is that pistol loaded?

Silent: Come any closer and you'll find out.

Glitchy: ...I like the way you think.

Amethyst: I have the power to snap you like a twig--

Vespa: Buuuuuuut we're besties!

Amethyst:--sigh, but we're besties...

Glitchnic: What is this, a kangaroo court?

Vespa: sigh guess i'm the main source of the Aussie jokes now...

Glitchnic: Don't look so down mate.

Vespa: Give me ONE reason to not whoop your ass.

Glitchnic: ...Artist buddies?

Vespa: Send me the hospital bill later.

Glitchy: Your Amulet, my glove stone.

Ultra: You think we foxes are blessed?

Glitchy: I think there should be only one.

Glitchnic: I got the knifes and the brains, what do YOU have?

Glitchy: Mental stability.

Glitchnic:...That was just hurtful dude.

David: I can take you easily, Ksen.

Kseniya: Oh? What makes you so sure?

David: All i need is a laser pointer!

Glitchnic: What's up, darling?

Vespa: Don't be a damn creepazoid ya overgrown leatherbag.

Glitchnic: Ugh, you liked it when Amethyst did it,

Glitchnic: Talk about high standards..

Vespa: I ain't asking for too much, Glitch.

Glitchnic: He's a fucking King, Ves.

Yellow: Go back to Bob omb Battlefield, Shadz.

Shadow: Given my purple tone, i resemble a Chuckya more, therefore, Tick Tock Clock.

Yellow: God i hate nerds...

David: GIVE ME MY DAMN BEENIE BACK!

Vespa: But it's soooo good on me though!

David: Have you looked in a mirror lately!?

Amethyst: You're a gamer, i'm a player.

Foxboy: Wie is das difference?

Amethyst: I get chicks, you get bullied at school.

Gleb: I think women deserve equal rights...

Ksen: Being nice won't stop me kicking your ass.

Gleb:...and lefts.

Ultra: Sup, Baldi?

David: Oh i know you ain't talking, "one eyed joe".

Ultra:At least my hair is organic!

Vespa: Why did the lynx cross the road?

Silent: I'm taking you in for vandalism.

Vespa: ...You must be fun at parties.

Glitchnic: I don't like your face, man, ugly.

Nightmaric2: Sticks and stones, leatherface.

Glitchnic: More like stitches and needles.

Dark: That drunk friend of yours is quite entertaining.

Yellow: You know about Gleb??

Dark: Torture makes your buddy chatty.

Ultra: You're cursed too?

Aya: Yea, kinda have a demons soul within me so...

Ultra: What is it with us foxes and demons..?

Glitchnic: Cmoooon, Si! Is this about me avoiding taxes?

Silent: ...You're evading your taxes?

Glitchnic: ..Very smooth, Glitch.

Aya: So, another training session?

Glitchnic: Winner buys coffee!

Aya: Oh it's on, old man!

Zynric: This battle has lasted for far too long!

Glitchnic: snort that's what she said!

Zynric: You die today you insufferable jester!

Glitchnic: It's a beautiful day outside, ain't it?

Fobi: I fucking dare you to continue.

Glitchnic: Oh, i should be burning in hell for that one.

Glitchnic: ABCDEFGHIJK.

Kseniya: Do you want ANOTHER concussion?

Glitchnic: I'm just kidding, Ksen.

Fobi: Why do people always avoid eye contact with me?

David: Hmm, maybe it's the way you're dressed?

Fobi: sigh...Forget i said anything...

Glitchy: You're gettin' on my damn nerves.

Grant: What can i say? I'm a stick with a troll's mindset!

Glitchy: You're 'bout to be a stick with a stick up his ass.

Glitchnic: In MY universe, you are a princess!

Kseniya: H-huh? Princess!?

Glitchnic: Talk about a downgrade..

Gleb: You is one ugly motherfucker.

Nightmaric2: And you are one worthless drunk!

Gleb: Yes, and proud of it. >:)

Glitchnic: Is there anyone you WONT go out with?

Vespa: Well, a stitchbag ain't on my bucket list for sure.

Glitchnic: Ouch.

Aya: How did Glitch and you meet?

Amethyst: Heh, i found him and Zynric fighting in my castle's gardens.

Aya: Why am i not suprised?

Yellow: So is the Dark Star the third wheel or..?

Amethyst: Sad that it isn't you?

Yellow: Sad that you're cockblocking your power source.

Amethyst: I can't hit my wife...

Vespa: Worried that you'll get owned?

Amethyst: Surely there is a first time for everything.

Glitchy: Heh, you and Rolf, huh?

Aya: I- i don't know w-what you're talking about!

Glitchy: Oh, Glitchnic told me ALL about it, kid.

Glitchnic: So, Aya huh?

Rolf: W-what about her, Glitch?

Glitchnic: Just remember; if she comes to me crying, uncle Glitch will get hunting.

Glitchnic: Your bro is a fast rizzler, unlike you.

Glitchy: When was the last time you talked to Diggy?

Glitchnic: ....A week ago, she's still mad at me about the coffee adiction.

Rolf: Glitchnic will kill me if i injure you...

Aya: IF you injure me, though guy.

Rolf: I'll probably regret this but, challenge accepted.

Ultra: Am i in for a bad time?

Fobi: GOD, does EVERYONE have one!?

Ultra: We gather on Tuesday nights to come up with new puns for ya!

Silent: Your manners are like your clothing style!

Glitchnic: They're very classy?

Silent: They don't exist.

Glitchy: Your lil karate doesnt scare me.

Aya: Then you'll be more interested in my katana!

Glitchy: HEH! As if that Walmart exclusive piece of plastic is real.

Shadow: You're not the clown, you're the entire circus.

Glitchnic: And YOU are an outdated edgelord.

Shadow: I object to that statement.

Amethyst: Wanna hear a joke?

David: Oh boy... let's hear it.

Amethyst: Amethyst vs David.

Silent: Someone needs to teach you some manners, kid.

Aya: Someone needs to show you the way to the retirement home, old lady.

Silent: Wh- I'm like, 5 years older than you!

Amethyst: Call me, "Lord Amethyst".

Aya: "Lord Amy Rose the 69th".

Amethyst: Even a toddler bares more dicipline!

Nightmaric2: Why are you not afraid of me, little girl? Diggy: Afraid? snort Have you seen my drawings? Nightmaric2: Now you'll face the monsters you once drew!

Jam: For the last time,that's NOT how we talk.

Yellow: Yea yea my fellow Bri'ishman, i understand bruv, biscuits.

Jam: Oh, i'm whooping thy ass..

Zynric: Surrender, necromancer.

Fobi: Sup dino boy, here for my powers?

Zynric: Do i look like i need YOUR powers?

Gleb: Who needs guitar when you have Balalayka?

Jam: Only 3 strings? nah, past.

Gleb: Well, we were always more efficient, London boy.

Glitchnic: LOOK, i didn't know "bloody wanker" meant THAT!

Diggy: Well NOW you do ya dingus!

Glitchnic: D-dingus?