"That's it.

You steal my wife, the one woman who actually loved me,

and you don't even treat her right.

You abuse her and cheat on her,

so I'm done with you.

You don't deserve to live.

In fact, our food supplies are almost out,

and I've been feeling rather hungry.

So your wretched mind will have to do."

[Context: This specific character can eat brains, and he's hangry at the mf who stole his wife and cheated on her. So he snapped and decided to take matters into his own hands.]

This is also kinda fanfiction because this didn't canonically happen in the series itself.