Guys I just got out from school.

I went to the city and into some stores to buy art equipment and stuff.

When I got to the counter to pay for the 150€ worth of paper and utensils, the handsome guy behind the desk smiled at me and I smiled too..

When the money left my wallet I felt a tickle in my nose… (in reality, as you know, it’s not a 10 inch long cylinder, I got a completely normal nose)

Packing my stuff, I noticed that the tickle was nothing more than a random artery breaking, which resulted in the pointy thing in the middle of my face to start bleeding BIG TIME..

As the floor (and my utensils) started looking like a f*cking slaughterhouse, I reached out to the cashier, asking for a napkin. He was… understandably concerned about my well-being and quickly got a roll of tissues from behind the counter.

I started trying to get some off the roll with one hand and a woman helped me get them off there..

All the people around me asked if they should call someone to help me, because I was literally standing in a puddle of real genuine red40 (as a guy, I’m not used to that)

But I was completely paralysed, saying:

“thank you, thank you, nah it’s alright, I’m like.. good, I’m okay, don’t mind the bleeding(?), this happens all the time yeah thank you so much.. sorry for the mess haha, dear god twinkle twinkle hoy”

On a loop.

After a minute of blocking the way of strangers and being busy bleeding out, I ran off because I felt kinda indecent..

I hid in a random alleyway while still bleeding like a pig.

After like 5 minutes it finally stopped, and I went to the train station still covered in blood and looking like a murderer (I was LITERALLY red handed)

But luckily the police didn’t see me.