ORIGINAL

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be

When I was a kid on VoIP

I thought when I get older

I'd marry her, I told her

Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office

Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest

If I could change a single thing

I'd make it me and not him

But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat

I've got the key and he's just a doormat

And even though he's got social skills

That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

Anyway, make the most of him

'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh

Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

(Woo)

Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)

The one who took you away from me

You hit it off instantly

I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me

I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles

Push against his fashion sense

I've thought about what he looks like nude

I'm not gay, though

'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)

Oh, she's living the dream

From back when we were seventeen

She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)

Oh, she's living the dream

From back when we were seventeen

How on earth could I be saved?

When I'm one click away from insane

I just think that I deserve

A little bit of what I earned

I'm not gonna make another scene

The one I made when I was twenty-three

Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat

I've got the key and he's just a doormat

'Cause even though he's got social skills

That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

Anyway, make the most of him

'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh

Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

I think about you every day (every day)

So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?)

I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)

Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)

'Cause you're beauty

And you're grace (and you're grace)

Your telephone calls are my favorite place

And I want you to notice me

With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)

Want you to care

Want to smell your hair

TRANSLATED

I think he's alive.

This is VoIP

Never.

I said I know

I am 26 years old and I work in an office

I can't tell you the truth

If I change

rules

But that's a lie.

This is the key to success

But it is impossible to start using the social network

This and this

Please

Weeks a week

Training capacity

(movie)

It's me

Still

You may know

I know I love her

Yes, it's hard

Sports

I thought I was naked

I am not a soul

What a father we are dreaming

On the other hand, I.C.

1 ++

Is healthy

On the other hand, I.C.

17 years

Here's what I need to do

Because of his stupidity

Mountain

I bought ice cream

I have a cold

I've been doing this for thirty years

We don't like Disney and the Disney world

But that's a lie.

This is the key to success

But it is impossible to start using the social network

This and this

Please

Weeks a week

Training capacity

This is not an ongoing game

What should I do?

It was my only thought

I do not remember

you are not

Very good on the phone

My favourite phone

I want to meet you

Listen to MP3 (only)

I don't like the problem

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