Richard Tyler Fortnite Ninja Blevins. My mother who left to buy milk. My sacred waifu on the front of my prized body pillow. Why has thou forsaken me? You see I used your epic gamer notebook to improve my e game so I could get that victory royale. But in the last circle before I could default dance to celebrate my dank dub that was when my enemy attacked. My shield potions, gold scar and immaculate building skills was useless against my foe's powerful weapon. This weapon has many names but I know it as "My Dad's Belt". His imposing weapon as well as his battle cries which included "I should've used a condom" and "Your a failure to me, son". After an Intense battle my body lied limp on the ground, defeated and saddened with the knowledge that my goddess, Richard Tyler Fortnite Ninja Blevins had failed me......
Overall a 0/10 IGN.
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