Hiyo!

I do commissions, and they're free :]

Married with @RealAlex , since July 4th, 2026 :3


Stuff I like/interested in:

games (robloxcraft type shit 🥹✌️🌹)

Art/design

Making renders (Roblox)

Green


Dumbass stuff:

Sex: No (male)

Bi-sexual and Ace

Minor (I yearn for the mines)


Other users/Accounts

AJayC8927 (Roblox and YouTube)

AJayC8989 (Discord)

hcnikki (steam)


Random quotes I found:

"Oh yeah, look at that thick layer of cream" -matpat

"Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted, but one day I took a chance, tried to fart but shitted my pants"

"When you're low on rent so you whack bro's shaboingus dingusmagus to transmit signals to aliens to send intergalactic cryptocurrencies to pay the landlord" -streetweargus, Instagram reels -Idk

"your pants, they bother me... take them off" - @i-like-gloves , 2025

"my honor, if it breathes, it breeds" -comment

"oi oe oi a eye eye eh" -oi oe oi a eye eye eh

"The DO 😍😍😍😍😍"

"I forgot to shower, but I'm horny." - @PassiveNightyOffical

"I am going to kill you, hit you, or hurt you in some way."

"what he heaven" - @exziee

"Nevermind, low blood sugar ate the horny." -@PassiveNightyOffical

"okr medicharoni" -@exziee

"My pants were tickling" -@LuckyAkter-hi6oe on YouTube

"Bro I ain't woke. I'm asleep" -@h0_Bo_jOe on YouTube

"Insert Cash or select payment type"

"Im feelin horny :3 *Explodes slowly*" - @PurpleNotBehindTheSlaughter

"hey guys i feel umm, i feel very red today, I wonder if i will be in a bio .w." - @ElRojoUSB2009

"Five. Hundred. ALAN." - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"hey brochacho copy this

@ElUSBRojo2011" - @ElRojoUSB2009

"Hey here's a new quote for you "I'm going to fucking whip my Dih out to Scare the fine huzz with how big it is. IM A ✨💖 FREAK 💖✨"" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"Momjolt is kinda homeless" - @Marvinthemarmot

"I goon to Mashed Amy but don't tell anyone" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"ILL FUCKING GOON ON YOUR GRANDMA THEN" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"Don't love your job, Job your love" - @Poseidon__

"Don't face your fears, fear your face" - @TheSodiumMan

"*states an opinion* *gets nuked* said by me :3" - @Poseidon__

"In the notepad it's clearly stated, that I just fucking master baited, tits ass and cock, all the things I would gawk, my new kinks shall follow unlock! Now my balls are drained, THE COLOR WHITE THESE WALLS ARE STAINED! -Zephaniah probably" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"MORTAL HUMAN! I BET I CAN SCREAM LOUDER THAN YOU!" - @TheMaisie_Official4

"Man I love femboys." - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"*Aggressively kills Alan and pisses on a rabbit*" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"I AM 2011X PLAY MY FUCKING GAME OR ILL COMMIT A READY OR NOT HERE I COME RAGEMODE OBITUARY HILL.GYM OUTCOME MEMORIES ALAN AND JULIE SONIC LEGACY RODENTRAP WING GASTER YOU" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"Ahh fresh meat🥩" - @/AlexGamerPlays pursuer

"google aumentar a potência de gooning (Google increase the power of Gooning)" - @AnSillySillhouette

"Google amoleça meu pinto (Google, soften my penis.)" - @Diogo_arts

"vocline" - irl friend typing "voiceline"

"Fish sauce" - coy wire

"goonmaxxing" - @averageexefan

"I could go for a barbecue bacon burger, a large order of fries, a orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie" - Coach, L4D2

"I goon to Sonadow corn but you won't see because it'll be at the bottom of the shouts" - @SerphoTheGuy

"I'm eating 6 perogi, and no it is not perogonis. Perogi is plural, and perog is singular" - @PassiveNightyOffical

"I will eat you until blood are gone. Wait, I meant that the other way around. It's supposed to be... I will eat blood until you are gone." - @PassiveNightyOffical

"I shit and shard I piss and fart :3" - @Paperfield

"If being cute was a crime... I'd be in prison. Not because im cute, but because I committed manslaughter on a family of four." - @Ac1d_Gamej0lt

"Has your p*ssy fallen off?" - @Foxket


Connections 🥹✌️:

@v2doomguy my GOAT 🥹✌️

@Ale_GamePlayer cool person

@BreadForBrains cool guy

@averageexefan cool woman (who also makes banger renders)

@SerphoTheGuy my gay homie 🥹✌️

@Paperfield very nice pan guy :3

@Diogo_arts really cool guy who makes good art

@pure-hatred my internal rage :3

@TailsGam3r cool dude

@AnSillySillhouette silly fella

@SunnyStudios cool fella

@FoxTECHEntertainment human

@PassiveNightyOffical horny homosapien

@Blossom10 #GJstinky 🥹✌️

@Freddie_e4ad angy skelton 😨

@Sarah_Analogness cool person who do spooky

@Sedrik_Void noli void guy

@ThatFemboyChrissy cool male female

@Eva_The_Fennec cool lady, go follow her

@CDistheguy the triple T Arby's goat 🥶✌️ (I had to do ts I'm so sorry 😭✌️🥀)

@MonoClip makes really nice art, and is a pro-femboy

@RealAlex little silly guy :3 (who's also my partner X3)

@TheMaisie_Official4 woman


#accepttheayds :3


So uh... I'm deciding to do commissions, if you want one just ask, they're free.

(If you want more info, please read the article)

  10 votes 14 days left

Worlds stupidest reason to hate someone 😭

Hear me out twin 🥹✌️ /j

Special posts (like commission posts or announcement posts) will have this background so it can stand out a bit.

I gotta make a whole ass draft post just to keep a list of people's commissions cuz my fuckass parents blocked Google docs 😭