soldierhasayds68 🥀 (@AJayC8927)

"Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted, but one day I took a chance, tried to fart but shitted my pants" -random boys bathroom wall

"When you're low on rent so you whack bro's shaboingus dingusmagus to transmit signals to aliens to send intergalactic cryptocurrencies to pay the landlord" -streetweargus, Instagram reels -Idk

"That's like putting 8 inches in a newborn" -___sxxd___ on a insta vid of chicken

my pfp has nothing to do

"your pants, they bother me... take them off" - @i-like-gloves , 2025

"Where is my burger?" -random gj post #burgerposting

"burger (burger)" -me

"my honor, if it breathes, it breeds" -either an Instagram comment or yt comment

'Oh le banger" -random thread

"oi oe oi a eye eye eh" -oi oe oi a eye eye eh

"The DO 😍😍😍😍😍" -tiktok

"If they seven, it finna feel like heaven" -random user

"Chikawaga" -random kid

"Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here" -gboard

"I forgot to shower, but I'm horny." -@PassiveNightyOffical

"I am going to kill you, hit you, or hurt you in some way." -training video about workplace harassment

"what he heaven" -@exziee

"Nevermind, low blood sugar ate the horny." -@PassiveNightyOffical

"okr medicharoni" -@exziee

"My pants were tickling" -@LuckyAkter-hi6oe on YouTube.com

"Bro I ain't woke. I'm asleep" -@h0_Bo_jOe on YouTube.com

"Insert Cash or select payment type" -cash register

"Im feelin horny :3 *Explodes slowly*" - @PurpleNotBehindTheSlaughter

"hey guys i feel umm, i feel very red today, I wonder if i will be in a bio .w." - @ElRojoUSB2009

"Mommy"- @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"Five. Hundred. ALAN." - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"hey brochacho copy this

@ElRojoUSB2009" - @ElRojoUSB2009

"Hey here's a new quote for you "I'm going to fucking whip my Dih out to Scare the fine huzz with how big it is. IM A ✨💖 FREAK 💖✨"" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"Momjolt is kinda homeless" - @Marvinthemarmot

"MY TEETH IS HURTS ME" - @AlexGamerPlays

"MY ARMS KILL ME" - @MISSINGCHARACTERBOMB

"I goon to Mashed Amy but don't tell anyone" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"I CAME ON ALAN" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"ILL FUCKING GOON ON YOUR GRANDMA THEN" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"Don't love your job, Job your love" - @Poseidon__

"Don't face your fears, fear your face" - @TheSodiumMan

"arsenal suck,man united better😂😂" - @v2doomguy

"*AGGRESSIVELY GOONS ON ASHES*" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"*states an opinion* *gets nuked* said by me :3" - @Poseidon__

"In the notepad it's clearly stated, that I just fucking master baited, tits ass and cock, all the things I would gawk, my new kinks shall follow unlock! Now my balls are drained, THE COLOR WHITE THESE WALLS ARE STAINED! -Zephaniah probably" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"6 little eggs on the run

they fuck eachother

Three goes boom du bi dum

watch out be safe" - @TheMaisie_Official4

"MORTAL HUMAN! I BET I CAN SCREAM LOUDER THAN YOU!" - @TheMaisie_Official4

"Man I love femboys." - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"*Aggressively kills Alan and pisses on a rabbit*" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"Fuck rabbits *Kicks Cream and throws her into a trash can and pisses on flowers*" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"I AM 2011X PLAY MY FUCKING GAME OR ILL COMMIT A READY OR NOT HERE I COME RAGEMODE OBITUARY HILL.GYM OUTCOME MEMORIES ALAN AND JULIE SONIC LEGACY RODENTRAP WING GASTER YOU" - @SerphoDaNeedleHog

"Ahh fresh meat🥩" - @AlexGamerPlays

""Ahh fresh meat🥩" Put me on that bio 🥹✌️"" - also @AlexGamerPlays

"google aumentar a potência de gooning (Google increase the power of Gooning)" - @AnSillySillhouette