When you're being mean to me, this is who you're bullying btw

I am now the queen of Crazy Cat Nation

We're not a democracy, we're not a republic, we're not a theocracy, we're not an aristocracy, we are an autocratic monarchy so I am the only queen, there's no king, and no heir to the throne so if I die y'all die

Holy fucking shit 🥀🥀🥀

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I FIXED THEIR MARRIAGE

There's a mosquito in my room and I need to kill it NOW because I will NOT be paying child support for a clutch of fucking mosquitoes