Shield Slapper
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Silver
You took out a shield with a Detective Monster!
I'm Cop-Bat, man.
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Silver
You've poisoned someone with the Cop Bat!
Professorial Knowledge-Bomb
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Silver
You've blown someone up with the Professor Bomb!
Level One Complete!
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Bronze
You've, uh, completed the first and easiest level!
Thanks for Playing!
MiniJolt
Bronze
Log in to MiniJolt!
SKILLZ
SOOPAH DOOPAH POOPAH
Bronze
Upgrade your first skill
I POOPED
SOOPAH DOOPAH POOPAH
Bronze
Poop your first poop
A little bit more than a decent amount of stuff
Bear needs to hack stuff
Bronze
Hack a little bit more than a decent amount of stuff!
Some stuff
Bear needs to hack stuff
Bronze
Hack some stuff!
2 in a row
Crazy Christmas Courier Chucks Charity into Chimneys
Bronze
Deliver 2 presents in a row
Santa Power
Crazy Christmas Courier Chucks Charity into Chimneys
Bronze
Grab a Santa Power
Hurdles
Crazy Christmas Courier Chucks Charity into Chimneys
Silver
Jump over a building