I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.
A dead duck doesn't fly backward.
Abstraction is often one floor above you.
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go.
Kill Count: 4000+
Husband: @FNaFster389

looks like andy got a different kind of toy

I'm Now 14 Because it's my birthday @FNaFster389

thursday is my birthday