GRAHAHAH! I'll grill a burger you've never tasted before! Can you handle the heat?!

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Wait, I don't have a phone. BWAHAH!

Send us a friend request to make an order! We will ignore chat messages that are not related to our burgers.

Who is "Sonic The Hedgehog" and why are they contacting me?

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Brand new burgers, made just by me!

I totally don't steal from other res- what?