I was sitting next to my little sister and im sick right now and I feel like shit so I said "im dying" and she casually says "then die" I look back at her and she has the biggest grin on her face

My wifi is straight up dogshit like hey you stupid twat let me use my fucking phone without it freezing every 5 seconds you dumb shit

SOAD

Sometimes when im doomscrolling i see people like

"Guys im not........getting enough views should I ...quit?" Like syfm attention seeker, half of them return after like a week or dont even quit at all they just casually upload the next day

Some guy was caught mastrubating at a korn show and he got punched in the head by some guy and then taken by security

The show cant be THAT good bro