✝️ Colton Jones (GOD FIRST ✝️) @Colton-C-Jones
Hi, my name is Colton Jones! I want you to know some things about me, so I will tell you!
Religion:
Christianity
denomination:
Baptist
I am straight, I am NOT part of the LGBTQ community, however, I do NOT HATE people in the lgbtq community, for it is written to love one another (John 13:34: Yet Jesus also said, “I give you a new commandment: love one another. Just as I have loved you, you must also love one another”)
I don’t judge off of how people look (“Do not judge according to appearance, but judge with righteous judgment.”) and (“Do not judge, or you too will be judged.”) which are both Bible verses.
That is it for my bio, hope you learned a lot about me
sir yes sir!
why do you have it!?
sir because I was hungry sir!
because you were hungry…
(Watch movie clips if you wanna see more. the movie is called full metal jacket, I’m to lazy to add more)
Is chow allowed in the barracks private Pyle!?
Sir no sir!
Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts private Pyle!?
sir no sir!
and why not!?
sir because I’m to heavy sir!
because you are a disgusting fat-body private Pyle!
sir yes sir!
(Pt 3 soon (last part)
“What is that!? What the fuck is that!?” “What is that private Pyle!?”
“Sir a jelly doughnut sir!”
”a jelly doughnut!?”
”sir yes sir!”
“Where did you get it from!?”
“Sir the mess hall sir!”
(Pt 2 soon)