Ron Is (COOL) And He HATES (GIRLS) BC THEY ARE (GAY) B)

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Opheebob: he uh ron
RON: *SITTING ON THE STAIRS*
Opheebob: uhhhhhhh.... RON?
RON: *WATCHING A DANCING MONKEY*
Opheebob: U WILL REGRET IT FOR IGNORING ME!!! >:(
Opheebob: *PUSHING RON DOWN THE STAIRS*
RON: *DIES*
{THE END}