My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night he goes off scoobyer than ever. Mommy grabs the snacks to try to convince him. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So me watching as he takes the snacks, pins her down, and starts force-feeding her laughing as he does it! He turns to me, and he says, "Why so scoobius, son?" Comes at me with the box... "Why so scoobius" He sticks the snack in my mouth... "Let's put a snack in that mouth!" And... why so scoobius?"
